Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Celeb List: "We Put the '-Ah' in 'Diva'"



To be a true diva:

1) Your stage name MUST end in "-ah"
2) You should be referred to or be recognized by your first name alone

THE LIST:

10. Ciara
9. (Lady) Gaga
8. Cascada
7. Shakira
6. Aaliyah
5. Rihanna
4. Christina (Aguilera) (Double "-ah!")
3. Mariah (Carey)
2. Madonna
1. Aretha (Franklin)

*Your LAST resort: a name with an "-ey" or "-ay" ending. Who do Britney and Beyonce think they're fooling!? Jeez!
Kidding...maybe.

** The EXCEPTION: Whitney. Enough said.

Now that you're informed, go make up your stage name and start singing into that hairbrush or kitchen utensil of your choice you diva, you.



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2 comments:

  1. So, then, AngelicAH would fit into this list of divas....
    ;)

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  2. hmm so does "AlessandrAH" or "AlexandrAH" hahah.

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