Celeb List: Top Dogs

He's such a cool cat

For all of you animal lovers out there, I'm a dog person. Unfortunately, though I think they are adorable, I am horribly allergic to cats. I don't have a pet of my own right now, and dogs just seem to make the coolest sidekicks. Just think about how many dogs you've seen on TV and in the movies!

If I were to find my dream dog, it would want it to be as cool as these guys on my "Top Dogs" list:

10) Beethoven - You can't help but love this jumbo size St. Bernard. I just love it when he meets Missy and they have puppies together.

9) Brain from "Inspector Gadget" - he's faithful and is a master of disguise. I want his high tech collar for my future puppy so we can talk, haha. 

8) Scooby Doo - "Ruh roh" where are the Scooby snacks when you need them?

7) Brian from "Family Guy" - what other dog do you know stands upright, loves opera, and can speak multiple languages?

6) Lady and the Tramp - I'd cook them spaghetti and play violin in the moonlight whenever they wanted.

5) The Taco Bell Chihuahua - Yo quiero este perro...and a quesadilla.

4) 101 Dalmations - yes, all of them. Stupid Cruella.

3) Lassie - this dog puts me to shame. 

2) Porkchop from "Doug" - just to clarify, the original Doug on Nickelodeon, not that Disney-ed out one. Come live with me, Porkchop! And bring your igloo too...

1) Snoopy - he is the classic and original. I always thought he was the smartest one of the "Peanuts" gang. Yes, even more so than Lucy.

                          Only the truest sidekick would drop trou and lend you his undergarments for your Quailman costume

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Celeb List: Geek Hot Guys

I'm just going to say it: I love nerds. What girl wouldn't like an attractive, quirky, semi-awkward, lovable and intelligent guy? Well I know that nerdy dudes aren't for everyone, but they certainly are for me! It takes one to know one, right? 

To qualify as "Geek Hot:"

- The candidate must be equal parts cute, nerdy and endearing.

- Must have at least one recognizable quirk and/or have quirky style.

- Their personality enhances their looks and their likability.

The following is a list of my personal Top 10 brainy boys:

10) Ben Savage as Cory on "Boy Meets World"

Why: If you're a true 90's kid, you grew up watching the show and wishing you were Topanga so you could be Cory's girlfriend (while secretly eyeing Eric).

9) Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter

Why: MAGIC TRICKS!

8) BJ Novak as Ryan on "The Office"

Why: BJ is a very talented writer for the show. Love you and your comic timing BJ/Ryan!

7) Josh Radnor as Ted on "How I Met Your Mother"

Why: He's a hopeless romantic who makes makes it rain and tells nerdy Dad jokes. Love it.

6) Hugh Dancy as Grigg in "The Jane Austen Book Club"

Why: He's a Sci-Fi nerd who's adorably awkward!

5) Christopher Gorham as Henry on "Ugly Betty"

Why: He wuvs Betty, and we wuv him...and his egg salad sandwich.

4) Justin Long

Why: He's been everything from the shy guy on "Dodgeball," to the spunky creator of "S.H.I.T." (South Harmon Institute of Technology - from "Accepted") to the Mac guy...and I LOVES me some Mac.

3) John Cusack

Why: Come on '80's ladies, you know you want to hold up a radio outside his window. 

2) Jason Segel as Marshall on "How I Met Your Mother"

Why: He's delightfully musical, wants to be an environmental lawyer one day, and is a sensitive guy with a hell of a sweet tooth. We love you, "Marshmallow!"

1) John Krasinski as Jim Halpert on "The Office"

Why: He plays hilariously ingenious practical jokes on Dwight. He's hot, thoughtful and he loves Pam. Did I mention that I want to BE Pam!?

See? Not all girls go for the bad boys. Revenge of the nerds! 

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Celeb List: "We Put the '-Ah' in 'Diva'"

To be a true diva:

1) Your stage name MUST end in "-ah"

2) You should be referred to or be recognized by your first name alone

THE LIST:

10. Ciara

9. (Lady) Gaga

8. Cascada

7. Shakira

6. Aaliyah

5. Rihanna

4. Christina (Aguilera) (Double "-ah!")

3. Mariah (Carey)

2. Madonna

1. Aretha (Franklin)

*Your LAST resort: a name with an "-ey" or "-ay" ending. Who do Britney and Beyonce think they're fooling!? Jeez!

Kidding...maybe.

** The EXCEPTION: Whitney. Enough said.

Now that you're informed, go make up your stage name and start singing into that hairbrush or kitchen utensil of your choice you diva, you.

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